A conversation

Me: Connor, did you go to the bathroom today? (It's been four days and he hasn't been eating. It's stressing me out) Connor: Um, no. Me: You never had to go to the bathroom, even after lunch? Connor: Yeah, I had to go. Me: Then why didn't you?!? Connor: Because I wanted to play a game with Grandma. (She watches him every day until school) Me: Connor, you are going to get very sick if you don't go potty. Connor: Well, then I could stay home from school. What? He's five! Little pooper (no pun intended). Or maybe it was.... For those interested....the eagle has landed.